SING THOMAS! THIS IS THE MOMENT!








if liam payne ran over my dog i’d apologize for my dog being in the way




+ liam payne about the aus tour





Typical One Direction Interview 

  • Interviewer: Harry, I heard someone going on about nipples and you?
  • Louis: He's got 4 of them!
  • Interviewer: ...Nipples?
  • Harry: I have four.
  • Louis: He genuinley has four nipples.
  • Interviewer: Can we have a look?
  • Harry: I can show you afterwards!
  • Interviewer: Not on national telly?
  • Harry: No, they're mine.
  • Interviewer: Anyone else have any secrets they need to confess at this stage besides the nipples?
  • Louis: Niall has 2 penises.
  • Interviewer: *Laughs* Now that's something we would like to see!









do your best impression of Harry Styles 

  • Liam Payne: uhm, so, basically...
  • Louis Tomlinson: uhm, so, basically...
  • Zayn Malik: uhm, so, basically...
  • Niall Horan: uhm, so, basically...
  • directioners: uhm, so, basically...
  • directionators: uhm, so, basically..
  • Barak Obama: uhm, so, basically...
  • Jesus: uhm, so, basically...
  • Oprah: uhm, so, basically...
  • A Parrot: uhm, so, basically...